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12632) “Do you think I’m fat?” “No! You’re normal.”

Wow I’m sorry I don’t eat but it’s not your job to worry about me. I’m not dead yet so I’m pretty sure I’m fucking fine.

Please don’t say you worry about me. It’s not going to help me.

brakechecks:

" you’re gonna have that tattoo for the rest of your life"

Wow really?

I didn’t..

are you serious?

missingleftsock:

nataliesnicket:

"Shit ton" is my favorite unit of measurement. 

Followed closely by “fuckload”

leonardbonesy:

whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.